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I hate your face

A quote from the 2006 movie, "Grandma's Boy", where the uber-nerd prodigy J.P. (Joel Moore) reminds the office underlings in a tinny, robot voice "I hate your face"

Is a source of humor for techies everywhere and an inspiration for people thinking about getting metal legs.
Man walks into room, sees fiancee in bed with another man.

"I hate your face!"

Turning, he sneers, "Adios turdnuggets!"
I hate your face by Ian Akori March 19, 2009
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i hate your face

the amount of hatred that is directly connected to sight of the front part of you head. also see: www.ihateyourface.com
your face is jank, i hate your face. if i see your face again i will kick you in the neck

I hate your face

The hate of face.
Your face is ugly; I hate your face.
I hate your face by Sijo May 24, 2003

i hate your face

the extreeme hate of the sight of someone mainly directed to that persons face
i hate your face. everytime you see a person or there face you want to put your fist through it. or you just want to see them hit by a buss.... like my sociology teacher. ex everytime i see his face i have the sudden urge to rip his face off then gouge out his eyes and skull f#%# them
i hate your face by everettayers March 10, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026