I fell asleep

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.

I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"

by P.Shiesty November 15, 2021

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He Tripped and I Fell

A really terrible excuse that you give to someone when they catch you having sex. Usually involves being caught cheating by a boyfriend/girlfriend.

May involve phrases such as "It wasn't me", " It just happened", and "How did that get there?"

Janet: Brad! What are you doing!?

Brad: (balls deep in Janet's attractive friend Roxy) Nothing! It was an accident!

Janet: That is the worst "he tripped and I fell" that I have ever heard! We're over!

by JJBQ May 03, 2010

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I fell down some stairs

what to say to your friends when you got beat up and and don't want to admit it. Because of it's overuse (a result of the historical precedent for lying about spousal abuse in order to preserve the sancity of marriage) it is considered a thinly veiled cry for help.

"woah, Joanie, what happened to your eye?"
"I fell down some stairs."
"is everything OK with Phillip?"
"yeah, everything's fine. I just fell down some stairs, ok, Mom?"

by kateyc September 05, 2008

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I fell down some stairs

When you and a friend think of the same thing and it makes you think of Fight Club. "Sometimes Tyler spoke for me...<tyler> I fell down some stairs. <jack> I feel down some stairs."

Oh man! I fell down some stairs! I was just thinking of that!

by Noa Byrne January 07, 2004

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I Fell in Love With Mary Jane

Doing/Smoking/Experimenting with Marijuana (also known as Weed, Pot, Cannabis, Ganja, Bud, Etc.) Most often used as smoking Marijuana for the first time (not always used in this way)

Tim: Dude today "I fell in love with Mary Jane."
Bob: No Way! I love her too.

by YourEveryDayGuideToMaryJane October 28, 2011

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