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Honey, I never drive faster than I can see 

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.
"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

i cant drive 

you are either 16 or older, stupid and failed your driving text, or you are young and frowned upon of embarrassment in the back seat with your mom. sucks either way.
"i cant drive because i failed my test again!"
"gosh! what are you, retarded?!"
i cant drive by Hayleyy June 25, 2008

I’ll Drive 

To make a death pact with your Bestie and one day brutally murder them with your vehicle.

“I’ll drive
“I’ll drive and Brutally kill you with my vehicle.”

“Goodbye Fitzgerald, I’ll drive

“I’ll drive” “You’ll die”

I can't drive 55 

A song about people that have the inability to drive at exactly 55MPH (55KPH in other places). Written by the replacer Sammy Hagar in the year of 1984.
Dude, I can't drive 55! It's not on my dashboard!

I can't drive 55 

A song by Sammy Hagar about not being able to go 55 mph because of excessive traffic.
I'm going to listen to "I can't drive 55".
I can't drive 55 by 5'11"Racer December 20, 2006

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something
ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄