Did I drive you away

When u think ur the reason the person is leaving/left, thinking its all your fault, news flash, it isn't, if they dont want to stay, dont hold onto them, its for the best

A: Did I drive you away?
M: what do u mean?
A: was i the reason u left?

by December 19, 2021

I can't drive 55

A song about people that have the inability to drive at exactly 55MPH (55KPH in other places). Written by the replacer Sammy Hagar in the year of 1984.

Dude, I can't drive 55! It's not on my dashboard!

by videogames4all June 21, 2009

I can't drive 55

A song by Sammy Hagar about not being able to go 55 mph because of excessive traffic.

I'm going to listen to "I can't drive 55".

by 5'11"Racer December 19, 2006

i cant drive

you are either 16 or older, stupid and failed your driving text, or you are young and frowned upon of embarrassment in the back seat with your mom. sucks either way.

"i cant drive because i failed my test again!"
"gosh! what are you, retarded?!"

by Hayleyy June 15, 2008

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 01, 2017

National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

by chyler823 May 07, 2021

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 03, 2023