I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.
by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017
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I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.
Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.
by The real Captain Felipe September 16, 2019
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