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I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.
John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"
by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022
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i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself
kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus
by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019
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