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Two magical words that can turn any innocent sentence into a sexual innuendo.

Also see: That's what she said
Person 1: "My throat hurts..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Shut the hell up!"

Person 1: "I just had a hard day at the office..."
Person 2: "I bet."
Person 1: "Oh god damnit!"

(Girl stringing a needle): "This is so hard, I can't fit it in. It's too small."
Guy: "Wow, I bet."
Girl: "I'll give you that one, I really opened myself up for it."
Guy: "I bet, haha."
Girl: "..."
I bet by Dean stu March 17, 2010
To purposely show that you are not listening or paying attention.
Guy 1: Dude i got a new ipod case!
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: No really look its pretty cool.
Guy 2: I bet.
Guy 1: Well then fuck you!
I bet by Rawr monkey June 18, 2010
Dude 1: My legs hurt
Dude 2: Hmph i bet
Dude 1: Seriously, man! they hurt
I bet by your best idiot April 5, 2010

I Bet on losing dogs

betting on losing dogs comes from a song called “I bet on losing dogs” by Mitsuki Laylock (Originally known as Mitski) which is about getting your hopes up in toxic cycles and failing over and over again watching yourself suffer because you’re not getting the validation and reassurance you need for survival
Person 1: Hey, I found out what I Bet on losing dogs is about ,*show a video of what it’s about *
Person 2 : that’s sad ig…🧍 ♀️

i bet on losing dogs

friend: "hey have u heard of the song "i bet on losing dogs by mitski"?
me: oh so ur depressed too

i bet my left nut on it! 

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!