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I'm So Bored 

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Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.
Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.

Fuck me I'm so bored 

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Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.
"I don't know what to do.. Fuck me I'm so bored"
Fuck me I'm so bored by Flexxed June 28, 2017

I'm so fucking bored 

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I'm so fucking bored that I looked up "I'm so fucking bored," and found someone else as fucking bored as I am.

I'm so fucking bored 

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A four word phrase typed into google search when one finds they have nothing to do and has had nothing to do for a long period of time. I'm so fucking bored is more commonly searched by teenager, specifically males who are out of things to do during the months of summer vacation.
You: "I'M SO FUCKING BORED"
Google: I'm sorry there are no search results for "i'm so fucking bored". Did you mean "I want to shoot myself"?

I'm so fucking bored 

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Being so bored that you've got nothing else to do in this world so you come on here some reason
Person: I'm so fucking bored that I cant think of this shit
Urban Dictionary: GET "I'm so fucking bored" ON A MUG

I'm so fucking bored. 

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When you're so bored you do things like add words to urbandictionary. Fuck.
"I'm so fucking bored." i'm so fucking bored
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Minimap
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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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