A phrase used by an individual in a group suddenly determined to resolve a task or meaningless puzzle (that the others are too lazy to accomplish), usually in attempt to glorify their image or make them feel valuable to that group.
Girl1: "I wonder what time (movie) is playing tonight..."
Girl2: "We should check the showings."
Guy, trying to impress girls: "I'm on it." *pulls out smartphone and uses movie times app
Girl2: "We should check the showings."
Guy, trying to impress girls: "I'm on it." *pulls out smartphone and uses movie times app
by mattyp1108 January 5, 2011
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Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.
Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.
Jimmy the supervisor was on the floor surveying all while Jerry is putting stock on the shelves at the liquor store.
Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...
Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!
And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!
(Jimmy yells to James...)
Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,
two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!
Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?
Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!
Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!
Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!
Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...
Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!
And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!
(Jimmy yells to James...)
Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,
two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!
Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?
Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!
Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!
Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!
by Wa11ar00 September 12, 2022
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I'm on it
• I'm on it if you're on it
• I'm on it like Blue Bonnet
• I'm on it tonight
• I'm working on it
• fuck it i'm on one
• i’m going to set it on you
• I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE. I WON'T GIVE UP TILL THE END OF ME! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT, YOUR JUST AN ENEMY!
• Im on it like a rat on a cheeto
• Im On Ittt
I am working very hard on developing some stuff.
(One's intonation will effect the exact meaning of this... i.e.:)
1. I am overwhelming the issue by investing WAY to much time and energy into it... like WAY too much butter on a muffin.
2. I am doing a CRAPPY job at this... just as blue bonnet is a crappy margarine substitute.
3. I am doing a skimpy job because the job I would do would be crap anyways... just like blue bonnet should be used sparingly. Being crap.
(One's intonation will effect the exact meaning of this... i.e.:)
1. I am overwhelming the issue by investing WAY to much time and energy into it... like WAY too much butter on a muffin.
2. I am doing a CRAPPY job at this... just as blue bonnet is a crappy margarine substitute.
3. I am doing a skimpy job because the job I would do would be crap anyways... just like blue bonnet should be used sparingly. Being crap.
1. "You gonna hit that bitch?" "Oh yeah... she be drunk... I'm ON IT like BLUE BONNET!"
2. "Hey, are you finished photocopying that deposition?" *uncaring* "Uh, yeah, I guess... *sigh* I'm on it.. like blue bonnet"
2. "Hey, are you finished photocopying that deposition?" *uncaring* "Uh, yeah, I guess... *sigh* I'm on it.. like blue bonnet"
by guava c August 23, 2009
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Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
by Okaybird April 16, 2019
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Person 2: I'm on it if you're on it (I want to go, if you want to go too then let's do it)
Person 2: I'm on it if you're on it (I want to go, if you want to go too then let's do it)
by 345rtg3dd July 23, 2021
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by Cooc June 19, 2008
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Or, a very Zen, chill person at peace with themselves.
Or, a very Zen, chill person at peace with themselves.
Guy (drunk): Girl, you are looking spec...specta...spectaculamor!
Girl: No. Go away.
Guy (still drunk): Shit... Well...Fuck it I'm on one. Great booty! * laughs and walks away*
Girl: No. Go away.
Guy (still drunk): Shit... Well...Fuck it I'm on one. Great booty! * laughs and walks away*
by Ares Precept March 27, 2015
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