I'm a tree. 

To insult or throw shade.
When you throw shade & you're around the person.

I'm a tree.

I'm a tree. by bekkth March 1, 2021

i'm a tree 

when you are in such a deadley moment and you don't know what to do so you say, "i'm a tree"

A little kid comes up to (let's say john (the reatrd johhny condom) is saying sum kind of shit about your mum or arse' or dildos) and so you then just have to say "i'm a tree"

i'm a tree by jimjimjim (johnny the condom) March 25, 2008

Gee, I'm a Tree 

Slang for "Geometry." Used by slightly cooler people.

Bob: What math class are you taking this year?
Sally: Gee, I'm a tree!
Bob: o___O

Gee, I'm a Tree by Humstrada November 24, 2009

Bitch I'm in a tree 

A recently coined term in online gaming, especially during player versus player combat.

It means "I am so far above you," and "you can't even touch me" rolled into one phrase

noob: DUDE WTF WHY CAN"T I KILL YOU!?

pro: Bitch I'm in a Tree!

Bitch I'm in a tree by Lord Damon September 19, 2009

I'm in a tree 

A statement to use when you are not at work yet your boss is calling you to talk business and assumes you have the capability to discuss business.

Chuck (at his desk in the company office): Garry, could you please describe the history of communication you have established with the potential client? I would like to call them personally myself.

Garry (while in a tree bear hunting in Luray, VA): Chuck, no, I can't. I'm in a tree.

I'm in a tree by Christopher Rost December 30, 2007