hurtz 

hurtz is used to describe something that is "hurtin'" or of bad quality. Used to describe people and/or almost anything else.

guy #1: I'm gonna eat this KFC cole slaw
guy #2: aww, that's hurtz dude.
guy #1: well, my mom has large bazoongas
guy #3: deece
guy #4: yeah, she isn't hurtz at all

hurtz by Hertz Rentals February 28, 2009

Hurtz Donut 

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"

Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?

Hurtz Donut by Anonomouslyinurpants November 18, 2010

hurtz bagurtz 

A variation of hurtz but with the added 'bagurtz' to give more emphasis to the hurtn' subject.

an unattractive girl walks by
Jake: "hurtz bagurtz!"

hurtz bagurtz by Taylor Cook February 28, 2009

Hurtz Donut 

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

Hurtz Donut by RevBroG January 30, 2016

got your feelers hurt 

Getting feelings hurt, a cute way of saying it.

Aww, I'm sorry that asshole was so mean to you! You got your feelers hurt!

got your feelers hurt by Starchylde May 25, 2016

Hurts Like Satan

Term used by fans of Jared Leto to describe what it feels like to have sex with him. Thus giving way to the nickname of Satan when referring to his massive penis.

Holy guacamole it hurts like Satan. I may never walk again.

Hurts Like Satan by DoOrDie December 9, 2014

My left ear hurts 

This is a joke within the MCYT community about dreamnotfound. It originated from a tumblr post where a user stated that their left ear hurt whenever something to do with dreamnotfound happened. The fans now use this commonly as an inside joke among the fandom

My left ear hurts after that jackbox stream today

My left ear hurts by Megladon_Donuts March 6, 2021