a hummie is a rare, small and cute creature that can adapt to any environment. so you can have water steel and even flying hummies. but they don't show their face very often so if you see one you are very lucky.
boy1: hey dude i just saw a green hummie in the forest
boy2: no man hummies arent real
boy1: but i really saw one
boy2: no man hummies arent real
boy1: but i really saw one
by a smart hummie November 7, 2019
My hummy is cute. He's always doing what I ask. I suppose that's fine because I give him more hummus than he asks for
by Daltonbaby September 17, 2020
hummy is another word for "what"
by Bruh April 14, 2006
a hummie is a rare creature that can adapt to any environment. so you can have water steel and even flying hummies. but they don't show their face very often so if you see one you are very lucky.
by a smart hummie November 7, 2019
A blow job performed by a toothless man/woman, often a person of advanced age who removes their dentures to provide access to the gums. This is also known as a gum job or gummer.
by Zithers November 16, 2009
a delicious, diarrhea-like substance that has many uses from condimentation to the putting out of fires
by dr nugent August 12, 2008
Jack Harley, Lochie Mcrae, Gus wakeling, Morgan Taylor and guy Percy are the biggest hummy cunts in the world but people such as Keegan Taplin are also very hummy
by Source unknown June 11, 2015