A human is you. I don't know why you'd look for this on the urban dictionary seeing as you most likely are one, but that's ok it's a free country.
(Unless it's not)
(Unless it's not)
by Pengueleon June 15, 2015
An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.
by Adrian June 19, 2003
There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.
by In the Mindway May 2, 2005
by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004
by Madamabutterfly February 24, 2017
by FlameAssassin February 23, 2005
A largely upright, semi-advanced homonid with approximately 3.96 limbs. The typical human is dull, enjoys sex, food, games with balls, and cathode-ray tubes.
Englishmen are not to be confused with humans. They bear some apparent similiarities, but in fact belong to a lower genus.
Englishmen are not to be confused with humans. They bear some apparent similiarities, but in fact belong to a lower genus.
by DougTheSlug April 19, 2005