A species that comes in many forms, the top following are; furies, thirst traps, pedophiles, wannabees, racism, sexism, lgbtq's +, mothers, hornys, perverts, etc. These creatures can be horrible at times, some are good and others are disturbing and questionable. Some are what humans call bitches. Always remember kids :) humans are awful creatures and you might become human in the future.
An example is: Those gay ass humans -that tried to use your hose as a shower because theres broke, after having a party for her dogs baby reveal- is getting arrested for trying to kidnap someone because they looked like their waifu.
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Something that loves and hates, sadly you can't do the first one.
"WOAH BRO! DID YOU SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HUMAN WALKING BY MY LEFT ELBOW JOINT. "(Says the guy in the bigger brain convention.)
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Overrated monkeys. Highly tribal. There are different kinds of them.
Excerpt from "The Humans": Humans, as a rule, don’t like mad people unless they are good at painting, and
only then once they are dead. But the definition of mad, on Earth, seems to be very
unclear and inconsistent. What is perfectly sane in one era turns out to be insane in
another. The earliest humans walked around naked with no problem. Certain
humans, in humid rainforests mainly, still do so. So, we must conclude that
madness is sometimes a question of time, and sometimes of postcode.
The key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in
the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping
on the right kind of grass.
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Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.
"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"
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