Human Kite
Human Kite by lithuanianminion June 2, 2011
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Human Kite
Where one male can insert his penis into another males anus, as the penis is inserted, the other male clinches his butt cheeks, bends over and runs. Imitating a flying kite.
He clinches my penis in his butt cheeks and bends over and starts to run, treating me like a "Human Kite".
Human Kite by bremstone September 2, 2009
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Esprit D'Humanité
The feeling one gets when playing Cards Against Humanity. When the card you drew would have been perfect for the round you just played.
Goddamnit! I just drew "The Holocaust"! That would have been perfect for that last card! Such Esprit D'Humanité! - Disgruntled Cards Against Humanity player.
Esprit D'Humanité by Dr Johnsoñ January 27, 2014
humaniterrorist
An disingenuous human rights activist who uses a non-governmental organization (NGO) to cloak a pernicious political agenda, while espousing or inciting violence, as well supporting or cooperating with terrorist organizations.
In a June 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert referred to the Gaza Freedom Flotilla as "an armada of humaniterrorists."
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Humanitension
Humanitension: The persistent tension and unease surrounding global issues that impact humanity as a whole, encompassing concerns related to climate change, social justice, and political instability, leading to a chronic state of low-level anxiety and apprehension.
As she scrolled through the news headlines, a sense of humanitension weighed upon her, the chronic unease and worry about global crises and challenges leaving her feeling both compelled to take action and overwhelmed by the magnitude of the world's problems.
Humanitension by Kewk July 2, 2023
Humanitee
a woman who is severly overweight and
wearing skippy clothing eating a double wopper at burger king.
Also spelled Humanatee
wearing skippy clothing eating a double wopper at burger king.
Also spelled Humanatee
Humanitee by Emerson Falcon March 24, 2005
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