hoverman

When you bump heads with somebody and fall back and have that 1 or 2 second hover.

OMG did you see that dude, he was hoverman. Yeah that was crazy!!!

by 2That_One_Guy2 January 14, 2018

Hoverman Pillow-fight

When you’re performing a facial but as you are about to climax you turn and ejaculate onto a pillow. You then proceed to slap the receiver of the facial across the face with the pillow, transferring some of the semen to their face.

I hit my girl with the Hoverman Pillow-Fight last night

by Tickle time November 15, 2025

Hoverman Pillow-fight

When you’re performing a facial but as you are about to climax you turn and ejaculate onto a pillow. You then proceed to slap the receiver of the facial across the face with the pillow, transferring some of the semen to their face.

I hit my girl with the Hoverman Pillow-Fight last night

by Tickle time November 15, 2025

hoverhand

When a dude awkwardly has his arm around a girl, but doesn't actually touch her. Rather, he hovers his hand over her shoulder region.

Man, Ricky is such a fat awkward fuck. Look at him hoverhanding that girl.

by xsni December 4, 2010

hoermanize

noun: Derived from a mideval slang expression, originally it was utilized to describe the actions of the village idiot. More current proper usage of the term is utilized for a mentally disturbed person who is obsessed with trying to suck his own dick, while, at the same time, sticking his finger up his ass. A person with this disease usually is found in an institution. Moreover, a person with this condition typically tends to have a bad back due to his ill advised attempts to perform this sick act.

"Watch out, get your children back!" The detective exclaimed. "Oh, I am going to yac, that guy is trying to hoermanize himself in the middle of the mall food court!"

by Mr. Pig January 12, 2009