A woman who hovers over the toilet seat to pee in an attempt to avoid acquiring germs from the toilet seat, but in actuality, creates germs by getting piss all over the seat.
I am a woman and I have to go pee, let me use this public toilet. Oh god damnit, some hoverer got piss all over the seat.
by MikeAxelrodNoPseudonyms May 17, 2016