Named after the Overwatch League Team, Houston Outlaws, the word Houstonable means going 0-2 against a team, then losing the game 3-2, since Houston outlaws do this so repeatedly against other teams, the word Houstonable has been adapted to the watchers of the OWL.
Person 1: Hey, did you know that the Miami Mayhem is going 2-0 against the San Fransico Shock?
Houston Chad: Houstonable.
Houston Chad: Houstonable.
by BootyBouncer694201420 September 23, 2022
A big fat ugly obese woman with a penchant for eating large amounts of junk food and torturing her sons who lives with her at age 35.
If you want to come to Houston you can see the whale, Myself for one. I was voted fattest woman in Texas and damn Proud.
by REBECCA REHMEYER_ September 16, 2008
A polar bear like mammal who bears a strong resemebelance to santa claus. This animal is rarely seen in the wild because they live alone in a freezing arctic caves. These caves are away from all civilization, and are extremely dark. Although it lives in freezing climates it is known to persire heavily.
Eating habits unknown, but suspected of eating small children who fail school. Is known to save humans from drowning, but can't swim itself. truly a mystery. But beware of this seemingly docile animal because human skeletons have been found in their caves.
WARNING: If you see a houston in it's natural state (without clothes) run away and close your eyes, or else you could go blind, vomiting may occur.
Eating habits unknown, but suspected of eating small children who fail school. Is known to save humans from drowning, but can't swim itself. truly a mystery. But beware of this seemingly docile animal because human skeletons have been found in their caves.
WARNING: If you see a houston in it's natural state (without clothes) run away and close your eyes, or else you could go blind, vomiting may occur.
person 1: Hey look! It's a whale!
person 2:it's an elephant!
child: it's santa
Person 3: No, it's a HOUSTON!
person 2:it's an elephant!
child: it's santa
Person 3: No, it's a HOUSTON!
by avmsinator January 02, 2007
Pronouned: Hue - stoned.
Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.
Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.
Jeremiah was houstoned when tackled from behind by police while he was dancing at a concert on the University Lawns. They believed he illegally carried a gun.
by Godfrey Bouillon May 26, 2007
Bill: Glad you made it to the tailgate so early! In before 10!
Dave: Heck yea! Let's get to drinking.
Bill: We're going to get so Houstoned.
Dave: Heck yea! Let's get to drinking.
Bill: We're going to get so Houstoned.
by gramthrax February 16, 2012
A form of assault where two or more assailants who have just eaten a lot of Tex-Mex pin a victim to the ground and take turns farting in said victim's face.
by Sexxie Rexxie January 27, 2021
Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.
by Houston Jones June 22, 2019