Hot pockets

Why did those have to get recalled? (Unless your reading in 2100)

Daddy loves his hot pockets. He eats them all the time.

by My yee 2 January 17, 2021

Hot pockets

The under part of your boobs. l

You better go wash them hot pockets Jesse !(:

by jessekmorganwhore May 25, 2011

hot pocketing

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch

It's fun hot pocketing people

by DE BIG BLAM September 09, 2009

the hot pocket

a sex position where the woman is on her side with one leg under the man between his legs and the other either straight in the air or around his body. The g-spot and clit will be stimulated at the same time. this can also be for anal sex. the man can move back and forth while the woman grinds. the man can also change around his postion by leaning either forward or back or anyway he wants. Since the womans thighs are together it causes her vagina to be extra warm and extra tight.

"So, what you and Tonks do last night, Raiden?"
"Got some Hot Pockets, if you know what I mean."
"Nice, bet that pussy was nice and hot and tight."
"Yeah you can never go wrong withThe Hot Pocket"

by nymphy the kitten October 18, 2013

hot pockets

1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.

-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.

by Ricky February 28, 2004

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")

That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.

by Sam F March 24, 2005

hot pocket

a woman's special lady parts, aka vagina.

yo girl, thanks for letting me hide my tube steak inside your hot pocket

by Tricky77 September 09, 2012