hot pockets 

1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.

-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.

hot pockets by Ricky February 27, 2004

hot pockets 

Derogatory term for mods.

These hot pockets do it for free!

hot pockets by Falchion315 May 3, 2019

hot pockets 

Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".

Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.

What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."

hot pockets by Sybarite June 28, 2006

Hot pockets 

Why did those have to get recalled? (Unless your reading in 2100)

Daddy loves his hot pockets. He eats them all the time.

Hot pockets by My yee 2 January 17, 2021

hot pockets 

Something xbox LIVE addicts eat

One example on xbox live says "I had to kill the dog for food because the hot pockets ran out."

hot pockets by eatdogswhenhotpocketsrunout August 11, 2009

hot pockets 

what michael moore has had too many of

"if you keep eating those hot pockets you'll turn into michael moore!!"

hot pockets by kkaatt July 20, 2008

Hot Pockets 

The term used to identify individuals with any one of a number of venereal diseases.

Marcy went to the clinic, and before she even saw the doctor, everyone knew she had hot pockets.

Hot Pockets by The Naked Klown May 25, 2008