Hot Pockets

The term used to identify individuals with any one of a number of venereal diseases.
Marcy went to the clinic, and before she even saw the doctor, everyone knew she had hot pockets.
by The Naked Klown May 25, 2008
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Hot Pockets

When a individual has become so obese, they littertaly have rolls of fat on the sides of their knees and elbows.

These are often enough, the same size as an actual Hot Pocket, and clearly this individual has had their fare share.
Guy 1: DAMN! That bitch is Fat!

Guy 2: Word, bitch smugglin' a 4 pack of hot pockets up in there.
by Snajee-lay August 02, 2011
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Hot Pockets

Kids poopy diapers, Crispy on the outside, hot and steamy in the middle. Just like the original.
My kids made three hot pockets out of thier diapers today.
by Blazer 1 October 02, 2009
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Hot Pockets

A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.
Pass me that hot pockets.

Second one today?

Yes.

You know what will happen.

*dies*
by Mnayin May 11, 2009
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Hot Pockets

When you're walking around in public with weed or other drugs in your pockets.
"Dude, I'm sketching out. I hate walking around with Hot pockets."
by FirstmateJibbs March 20, 2015
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hot pocketing

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
It's fun hot pocketing people
by DE BIG BLAM September 09, 2009
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the hot pocket

a sex position where the woman is on her side with one leg under the man between his legs and the other either straight in the air or around his body. The g-spot and clit will be stimulated at the same time. this can also be for anal sex. the man can move back and forth while the woman grinds. the man can also change around his postion by leaning either forward or back or anyway he wants. Since the womans thighs are together it causes her vagina to be extra warm and extra tight.
"So, what you and Tonks do last night, Raiden?"
"Got some Hot Pockets, if you know what I mean."
"Nice, bet that pussy was nice and hot and tight."
"Yeah you can never go wrong withThe Hot Pocket"
by nymphy the kitten October 18, 2013
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