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Hot Cross Buns 

The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.
I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.
Hot Cross Buns by thekiddictionary February 11, 2017

Hot Cross Buns 

When a gay guy farts on another gay guy's dick during anal coitus
When my boyfriend hot cross buns me, my dick gets so hot that I cum in his asshole.
Hot Cross Buns by Aytan Goodman October 23, 2012

Hot Cross Buns 

1.Another term for Fire crotch in which a woman or man has red hair in their pubic region.

2.A forest fire of the groin.
Girl: I wonder if Dan has hot cross buns to match that red fro on his head.

Other Girl: Do I even know you?
Hot Cross Buns by KerriKerriCloudFace September 27, 2008

Hot Cross Buns 

When two men fornicate, facing one another, with each man's dick curling past the other and into the anus. (Requires very long penises)
Rob: I don't wanna do you from behind any more, John.
John: Oh ok, lets do hot cross buns instead.
Rob: Sweet.
Hot Cross Buns by Rylegh December 10, 2009

Fanny's Hot Cross Buns 

A warm moist bun that was invented by the famous cook,
Fanny Cradock , in the 1950's.
Kid: Hey mum, and dad, They're ready...come into the
kitchen and have a taste of these
Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

mum: HMMMTheyre delicious darling

dad: They're so warm and moist... just like fannies
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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