hot beans

Exlamatory phrase to describe pleasure one feels due to pleasing/superior characteristics of something, in reference to the pleasure of consuming heated beans of whatever kind.
Often used by people who rebel against the mainstream'd phrase 'cool beans,' which seems to denote pleasure in comparison to unheated beans.

Friend 1: I just got the new _______ CD!
Friend 2: Hot beans! Cany you burn me a copy?

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

Hot bean

When you squat down over your girlfriend and poot on her clit

Man I gave that b**** the hot Bean last night

by Flappyfibs August 29, 2021

Hot beans

when you dip your nuts in hot sauce and tea bag your sleeping partner.

your hot beans taste good :)

by little_moody January 20, 2009

Hot Bean on a Pancake

A phrase shouted in an outrageous accent of any kind when a person is surprised or impressed by something. (Yeah. It's a thing.)

Well hot bean on a pancake, Evan! Chipmunks rule!

by daisyeights January 26, 2015

hot bean water

The water collected after a ball sac has been steeped in warm water.

Anthony has trouble focusing until he’s enjoyed his hot bean water.

by The B1G Cheese March 08, 2022

Hot Bean Cat

to cut off the penis and testicles of a man while he is erect, taking said penis and slapping it across another person's or said male's face.

Resulting in the penis ejaculating and spraying cum on the slapped surface.

"Man, last night Jerry's girlfriend hot bean cated him"
"ow, that sucks."

by ScriptWorthy November 13, 2011

hot as beans

Nothing's hotter than beans.

"It's hot as beans out today!"
"That bitch is hot as beans!"

by Gilj September 08, 2008