The most annoying girl on this planet. Ages 10 and up. They worship horses and love horse more than their own flesh and blood.
by MayaUrbanD February 13, 2015
by Senorita Thicc Boi March 12, 2019
Over stereotyped girls who love their horses, love the barn, understand the nature of horses and love them.
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE TEN-YEAR-OLDS WHO PRETEND THEY ARE HORSES. Fun fact: THOSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED IDIOTS!
I'm talking about me and my friends who would rather scoop poop and clean tack than go shopping.
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE TEN-YEAR-OLDS WHO PRETEND THEY ARE HORSES. Fun fact: THOSE PEOPLE ARE CALLED IDIOTS!
I'm talking about me and my friends who would rather scoop poop and clean tack than go shopping.
Idiot: Wait so you're a horse girl? Aren't you a little old for that?
Horse girl: Oh, so your breathing? aren't you a little stupid for that?
Idiot: Horse girls are 10-year-olds.
Horse girl: I've been riding since I was 8 and I'm still a horse girl.
Idiot: You're weird. I mean, horseback-riding isn't even a sport
Horse girl: You try jumping three feet into the air on an animal literally 5 times bigger then you, not knowing if you're going to fall or not. try speaking a language with your hands, like sign language, with something that ISN'T HUMANNNNNN!!!
(the biting parts, not a stereotype. we are bitches when you talk badly about our babiessssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Horse girl: Oh, so your breathing? aren't you a little stupid for that?
Idiot: Horse girls are 10-year-olds.
Horse girl: I've been riding since I was 8 and I'm still a horse girl.
Idiot: You're weird. I mean, horseback-riding isn't even a sport
Horse girl: You try jumping three feet into the air on an animal literally 5 times bigger then you, not knowing if you're going to fall or not. try speaking a language with your hands, like sign language, with something that ISN'T HUMANNNNNN!!!
(the biting parts, not a stereotype. we are bitches when you talk badly about our babiessssss!!!!!!!!!!!
by THG loving horse girl June 29, 2020
A kinda crazy, unforgettable girl. Sometimes they go through a lot, but they always have their horses <3 sometimes introverted, sometimes not. Just take a chance and get to know them! They will come to school with stories of falling off horses, what horse they rode, and no one else will care- except for their fellow horse girls. They "jump" "gallop" play with toy horses (even when they're older!) They HATE people who insult their horses.
Like a horse woman, except younger and less experienced.
Like a horse woman, except younger and less experienced.
by Mayflowr February 15, 2023
a horse girl is a rejected girl. sometimes due to BO, greasiness, crustiness, bad hygiene, bad eating manners, who may burp or fart.
Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shes a horse girl.
by tutdbh zet8s6tnhrsymi64subrfhr March 9, 2020
A girl between the age of 7 and 13 (most times), probably owns a horse (or goes to the riding school too much) and talks about it every day. She will wear t-shirts with horse prints on them and jeans or horse riding pants. In school she has only friends that love horses as much as she does. IF you want to hang out with her, she says: “No sorry, i need to go to my horse(s).” Horse girls don’t run, they gallop. Doesn’t care if you don’t like her, but if you say anything about her horse there is a chance she wants to murder you. Says she’s good are horse riding, but actually sucks. Here’s a tip: don’t follow her on instagram or other social media! Only do that if you want to get spammed with ugly photos of horses with a billion hearts on the photos. To summarize this whole story you can use one word: ‘CRINGE’.
I ride myself and at school i see horse girls and at the riding school too. The cringe was too much and i was looking on the internet, but nowhere was a really good explanation of horse girls, so i typed this.
by saladass2 May 3, 2019