hopeless romantic

he writes to you via gmail after you told him you were going to send him a restraining order

him: I LOVE YOU PETRA
you: ugh he's such a hopeless romantic

by lilacheavenxoxo June 27, 2022

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Hopeless Romaniac

When you want to believe in love but you’re too toxic to make any relationship last more than a few weeks.

“Why does she have so many ex’s?”
“She can’t help it, she’s a hopeless romaniac.”

by Mahalien July 17, 2021

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fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

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hopeless musician

a guy who hopelessly make music without worrying about getting something in return, music isn’t just music to them, it’s more than that and ideally they say goodbye to their virginity.

Guy 1: Man, he’s a hopeless musician, he’s never gonna get a pussy.
Guy 2: Yea dawg, mfs gonna die virgin

by punk plato October 20, 2021

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