A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.
That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.
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How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
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How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
by urbanpeasent April 30, 2022
To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
by CouchPotato2019 March 5, 2021
Of a person who can’t control their marijuana fiend wits. Usually follows behind a cloud of smoke. Always the first to ask to smoke but last to pitch in on the Za
Hoover: “Yo man can I have that roach when y’all done smokin it”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”
by Whiskyemike March 7, 2021
Verb, the act of insufflation. Typically used as slang to refer to inhalation of illicit substances. Also used abstractly to refer to rapid consumption of food.
I was so hungry I just hoovered that burger down. It's also incredible that I was so hungry after hoovering shneef all night.
by There's nobirthdaypartyhere April 22, 2021
we look at her in the halls and go damn Riley Hoover and then she looks and runs away like a dumb bitch
by Dumb friend November 30, 2019
Damn you son of a hoover
by CanYouHandleThisHandle July 9, 2017