something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.
by beand May 27, 2010
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Having a shocker at something
" Bryants had a Hooner"
by Bigmangaelen February 1, 2021
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One who hoons. A hooner is a person who drives an exotic sportscar as it was meant to be driven.
That Jamiroquai, he's a bit of a hooner!
by Bibs August 31, 2006
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noun. Little known but passionately defended term used to describe a particular model of motorcycle (and it's variants) - the Honda Hornet aka. CB 600F/CB 900F (CB 599/ CB 919 - U.S. model names). This gives rise to the verb 'to hoon'
Have you seen Chris' modded Hornet? Now that's some Hooner!

I decided that I'd go for a Hooner as my first bike and I just love it!
by mightlife October 8, 2008
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When one has an absolute mare or proper stinker.It can be used for any purpose indeed at any time and everyone will know how badly you have hooned.
When booking flights Ryan had the biggest hooner the world has ever seen!

Sorry to hear your nans just passed warra hooner.

The dons hoon every time they play infront of a sellout.
by raznbaz October 22, 2023
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An incredibly ugly woman. Slightly more foul than a bint, but not as rancid as a minger. On a par with a munter but with saggier norks.
by Mancunian B July 24, 2003
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Someone who rides a hardtail mountain bike to the limits

(Allso known as a fucking G)
by Hardtail hooners November 27, 2019
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