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That annoying kid in your friend group who probably jerks off under your hockey table has those autistic limitless brothers his hairline is ass and he is just a living joke
This guy is a fucking honos
Honos by Jack Calderon November 26, 2018
Old Scottish word for doctor that has not enough work to do.
“That HoNOS should take on an extra shift
HoNOS by WaiHRB July 29, 2019

hobos, tramps, & bums

Amongst the homeless, there's a hierarchy~hobos will work, tramps only if they feel like it, & bums, not at all, ever.
I've met lots of hobos, tramps, & bums & was very surprised that they classify themselves differently!

Hobosexual 

Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.
That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.
Hobosexual by S8H2A4U7N7E February 10, 2017

Hobosexual 

Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.
Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?
Hobosexual by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017

Aluminum Hobos 

Homeless persons who show up after big outdoor football or concert events to collect empty aluminum beer cans for money.
"Man, I bet the Aluminum Hobos are gonna think it's payday after the George Thorogood concert tonight."
Aluminum Hobos by SRM0012 December 29, 2009