I was pissed off at Jimmy, so i quickly whiped my hand on my sweaty gooch then gave him the 'ol honduran handshake.
by Thommy696969 September 15, 2006
A sexual game in which a woman inserts a small vibrator into either her vagina or rectum and her partner must find it. If it is inserted into her rectum and can't be found, she should usually remove with a bowel motion.
by The Log Jammer April 15, 2010
When a male, preferably from Southern America, poops on top of pasta and then cuts himself to bleed in the pasta. The blood resembles the red sauce and the poop resembles a meatball. Then he will forcefully shove a girls face in it until the girl manages to eat all of the contents of the bowl. The girl will have little room to breathe, due the the aggressive nature of the face shoving.
guy 1: dude, why is there a cut mark on your arm?
guy 2: i don't normally do weird shit, but i gave this girl a honduran meatball last night...
guy 1: dude thats raunchy
guy 2: i don't normally do weird shit, but i gave this girl a honduran meatball last night...
guy 1: dude thats raunchy
by SneakyBadger August 12, 2010
is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 26, 2010
An ancient discipline developed in Honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his butthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his butthole. More commonly known in the United States as, tainted love.
What did you do last night?
I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.
Oh, yea? Was she a freak?
Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.
I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.
Oh, yea? Was she a freak?
Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.
by BookWerm February 28, 2011
The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.
by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023
One participant assumes a “pile driver” position so that the genital area faces up. The other participant inserts their fist into his or her rectum and “pumps” up and down while the other urinates, therefore drawing “well water” .
by Fistertwice July 21, 2020