homo sapiens
A pitiful race that will most likely cause it's own extinction before its technologies fully develop.
homo sapiens by Rick Tankard August 29, 2005
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homo sapiens by Xavier breath April 19, 2005
homo sapiens
A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.
homo sapiens by great success April 17, 2010
Homo sapiens
A taxonomic name of shameless beings lacking knowledge of Latin use to call themselves taking Linné's sarcasm literally.
Homo stultus: Humans (Homo sapiens) are the most populous and widespread species of primates, characterized by bipedality and large complex brains, which has allowed the development of advanced tools, culture and language.
Homo sapiens by my pon used April 26, 2021
Homo sapiens karenus
A recently discovered new subspecies of humans. Also known as a KAREN. They are aggressive and some of them have a bowl haircut. They love to demand to speak to managers.
Listen guys a new living human subspecies other than us are discovered, they are Homo sapiens karenus.
Homo sapiens karenus by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020
Homo Sapiens Retardus
An offspring of the MySpace generation.
The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.
The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.
Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.
Homo Sapiens Retardus by Yonasu October 11, 2008
Homo sapiens karenus
Scientific name of a Karen. These are a newly discovered living subspecies of Homo sapiens other than us. They are aggressive, hot tempered people. Sometimes having a bowl haircut.
Homo sapiens karenus by Saitama 777 July 31, 2020
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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