Homestuck Fandom 

A fan base solely revolving around the 2009 webcomic, Homestuck. Filled with nerds, cosplayers, krappy memers, trolls, cringey ocs, vriska simps (although there are little to none vriska simps) vriska haters, undertale fans that only found it from megalovania, normal people who just wanna enjoy the comic, and of course, the nepeta fan club. And the only fandom you can say pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalypse in and not be given the look (srsly that song is such a bop tho) These are given the name “the homestucks”

Example 1:
911, Whats your emergency?
Uhhh my friend just became a homestuck
We can’t do anything about that. We’ve seen that 11 times
11 times?!

Example 2:
*says pumpkin party in sea hitlers apocalypse in other fandom*
The fandom: 👁👄👁

*says pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalypse in homestuck fandom*
Homestuck fandom: 💃 🕺

Example 3:
Video title: why do all homestuck viz media flashes look like this
Omg can you stfu we get it viz media flashes suck

Example 4:
Nepeta: dream self dies in s wake
That one person in the nepeta fan club: nooo nepeta😭😭😭

Example 5:
Oh boy, I sure do love homestuck
*sees r34*
🫥✌️

Example 6:
Hey where did you find homestuck?
Oh i found it from undertales megalovania
*Immediately gets their butt kicked out the fandom by angry homestuck fans*

Example 7:
Someone watching s make her pay: YES DIE VRISKA DIEEE
The fandom: Yes aradia slay that GURl queen💅💅
Vriska simp: NOO VRISKA😭
The whole fandom: why do you like vriska she did everything wrong?

Example 8:
I Hate homestuck
Homestuck nerd: Erm akctually everything is linked to homestuck therefore by hating homestuck you akctually hate everything

Example 9:
Cosplayer at a con: Hey did you hear that story of the girl who died herself grey with sharpies?
Nepeta cosplayer: meow:3

Example 10:
9 year old: makes crappy chatgpt homestuck oc
The fandom: cringe 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Homestuck Fandom by I like penguinssss January 18, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012