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Homestuck Fandom 

A fan base solely revolving around the 2009 webcomic, Homestuck. Filled with nerds, cosplayers, krappy memers, trolls, cringey ocs, vriska simps (although there are little to none vriska simps) vriska haters, undertale fans that only found it from megalovania, normal people who just wanna enjoy the comic, and of course, the nepeta fan club. And the only fandom you can say pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalypse in and not be given the look (srsly that song is such a bop tho) These are given the name “the homestucks”
Example 1:
911, Whats your emergency?
Uhhh my friend just became a homestuck
We can’t do anything about that. We’ve seen that 11 times
11 times?!

Example 2:
*says pumpkin party in sea hitlers apocalypse in other fandom*
The fandom: 👁👄👁

*says pumpkin party in sea hitlers water apocalypse in homestuck fandom*
Homestuck fandom: 💃 🕺

Example 3:
Video title: why do all homestuck viz media flashes look like this
Omg can you stfu we get it viz media flashes suck

Example 4:
Nepeta: dream self dies in s wake
That one person in the nepeta fan club: nooo nepeta😭😭😭

Example 5:
Oh boy, I sure do love homestuck
*sees r34*
🫥✌️

Example 6:
Hey where did you find homestuck?
Oh i found it from undertales megalovania
*Immediately gets their butt kicked out the fandom by angry homestuck fans*

Example 7:
Someone watching s make her pay: YES DIE VRISKA DIEEE
The fandom: Yes aradia slay that GURl queen💅💅
Vriska simp: NOO VRISKA😭
The whole fandom: why do you like vriska she did everything wrong?

Example 8:
I Hate homestuck
Homestuck nerd: Erm akctually everything is linked to homestuck therefore by hating homestuck you akctually hate everything

Example 9:
Cosplayer at a con: Hey did you hear that story of the girl who died herself grey with sharpies?
Nepeta cosplayer: meow:3

Example 10:
9 year old: makes crappy chatgpt homestuck oc
The fandom: cringe 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
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