Homer

A small, simple town in Claiborne Parish, Louisiana, where people are just a different breed, commonly referred to as Little Shreveport , also home to America’s Police Department

“Hey man I tell ya what, that little bastard is as crazy as some Homer, Louisiana people”
Person from any other town in Claiborne Parish: “Man I heard 2 gunshots last night”
Homer people: “damn glad things stayed quiet for y’all”

by TrevChach February 24, 2020

Homer

Homer is the unfortunate mascot of the Home Depot, Atlanta's projection of how their own workers are expected to come across: Dumpy, overweight, short, cartoonish, caricaturized, and unwilling to make eye contact with you.

"What in the world am I looking at? Dopey showed up?"
"Nah. That's actually Homer."

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

Homer

(N.) Homer - The big, fat, balding Kwijibo, apelike character from The Simpsons. Also known as the American Bonehead.
(V.) Homer, Pull a - To suceed despite idiocy.

I tried to juggle three bowling balls, only to have them drop onto my right foot, but first met my girlfriend in the Hospital, after they put some bandages on it. I sure did pull a Homer that day!

by G-Union August 16, 2003

Homer

Noun; American bonehead
To pull a Homer: To suceed despite idiocy.

Magic Johnson slipped on the ground whilst carrying the basketball, andit flew out of his hands into the hoop.
"Looks like I pulled a Homer!"

by The Fat Emu May 21, 2003

Homer

(noun) Something great done by accident.

Homer Simpson gambled with many lives when he tried "Eny-miny-moe" one the deactivation button at the power plant, but guessed correctly. His statement "Looks as if I made a Homer!"

by GoguyJA May 6, 2003

Homer

A fucking messing haired homosexual and duntz ass bitch who fucks your granny after every argument commonly has brown or black hair and is extremely short

Ya know Libby she’s a homer

by Acingangels November 6, 2019

Homer

The area around your mouth; includes upper lip, lower cheeks and chin.

"Your homer is looking dark today." - referring to hair growth on a man.
"I want to kiss your homer."
"My homer is burning."
"You have a cute homer."

by Homer09 April 22, 2009