When you barely make it to the toilet and feel the relief of not shitting yourself when you really thought you might. Then you creampie. After that you eat your favorite food.
CJ could really use a holy trinity after a hard day at work. CJ could use a holy trinity after his friends made fun of him for having terrible opinions regarding Star Wars.
by CJ Has Terrible Takes July 12, 2023
by Nuts N. Bolts July 11, 2018
Archie thought to himself: "Why not have my cake and eat it too? I'm fucking Betty and Veronica simultaneously! The Holy Trinity will ensure no one can get jealous! Suck it, Jughead."
by JizzBoyFaggotBeagle July 6, 2013
by RavinX9 August 11, 2021
Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. One may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements.
The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.
2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.
3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.
4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.
5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.
6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.
2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.
3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.
4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.
5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.
6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
1)Yes, a Trifecta... 2 more days of this and I will be Holier than thou. Bring on The Holy Trinity!
2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.
3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'
4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.
3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'
4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
by Chrisybabe July 2, 2014
The holy trinity is a trio of the most powerful people on Earth.
God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.
Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).
The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.
Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.
God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.
Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).
The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.
Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.
Average Mortal: Oh my McKena I just saw the holy trinity while I was on my way to class
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM
Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM
Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight
by mckenaworshipper June 29, 2022