Bailey Holcombe is an alpha specimen who has a cock the size of Russia and that can ejaculate so hard, his penis is technically a weapon of war. Bailey is the most fucking fit boy in the universe period. Bailey has a heart almost the size of his cock, leagally people has to wear glasses to look at him or they might go in a state of pure orgasmic glory that the rest of there life will be pure agony and it will almost make any girl commit suicide. Bailey runs a small drug trade of 1200000 women and no men and he earns bare bank on the daily and plays Fortnite on the daily
My name is Bailey Holcombe. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Bath, where all the rich kid house are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Mr. Gills department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by JOE IS SOOOO FAT January 29, 2020
A shit hole that everyone thinks is ghetto but if you go there you’ll realize that only the bathrooms are ghetto.
by Fuck pseudonym February 22, 2020
When your in your lady friend and she needs a wee, you quickly slam her as hard and fast as you can until you blow man chunks into her baby making canal and then let her do her business on your face whilst the hot white nectar of your nuts drips out as well.
Lad 1: oh man I totally let that gorgeous lass from last night dirty Holcombe all over me
Lad 2: haha you dirty old sailor you.
Lad 2: haha you dirty old sailor you.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
Holcomb Garden Center closing after 52 years as new shopping centers planned for Hixson, Fort Oglethorpe sites
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
Peyton Holcomb is a good friend. He’s always sweet to his friends, and only wants the best for people. He thinks he is annoying, when in reality he’s one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He loves his girlfriend a lot, and gets teased quite a bit. Overall, Peyton is a good friend to have. He also like Taco Bell.
Taylor: I miss Peyton Holcomb! He’s the best boyfriend ever.
Lilly: Aw! You two are so perfect for each other. You guys should go on a date to Taco Bell.
Taylor: Definitely! I love him.
Lilly: Aw! You two are so perfect for each other. You guys should go on a date to Taco Bell.
Taylor: Definitely! I love him.
by chelseaplaystennis365 November 6, 2019
Aaron Holcomb is a douche that will lie about anything to act cool around other people to come off as confident. He will treat everyone around him like they are worth nothing unless he can benefit from them. His is one of the biggest fuck boys and will only talk about sex and make dick jokes to try to be funny. In the end he will ditch you if he finds someone “better” than you. So if your thinking about dating him, just don’t
Aaron Holcomb is a douche...
by BackstabbingBitch420 July 14, 2020