by Andrew & Jågger-J August 21, 2004
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The noise you make when you hump something or jump wildly around in the game Counter-Strike. Can and is mostly said "Hof Hof"
by V-Spec September 08, 2003
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Stop being such a hof and shave you mustache!
Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses
Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!
Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses
Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!
by Funkyfresh81 October 22, 2007
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by Stais September 06, 2005
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Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
by munch on my poo December 09, 2010
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by dhbanana October 03, 2006
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by Wendy April 11, 2005
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