hof

Created in the CPH's suburbs in the 90's. Means when something is more than nice.

Hot damn....that girl is HOF!!

by Andrew & Jågger-J August 21, 2004

hof

a lanky, hairy, goatman like person

Stop being such a hof and shave you mustache!

Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses

Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!

by Funkyfresh81 October 23, 2007

hof

The noise you make when you hump something or jump wildly around in the game Counter-Strike. Can and is mostly said "Hof Hof"

Dude a DVD burner: Hof Hof

by V-Spec September 9, 2003

Hof

Abbreviation for Hello old friend

I met someone I had not seen for a couple of months. I said " Hof "

by Stais September 6, 2005

hoffed

Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever

Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!

by munch on my poo December 10, 2010

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 3, 2006

hof

Similar to exclaiming, "God!" or "damn!" but not as offensive.

My wallet's gone. HOF!

by Wendy April 11, 2005