hoetivities

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1. used to describe all activies a hoe makes.
2. used to descirbe a person's sexual acts that are very hoe like but are done rarely.

bitch i dont want to know about your hoetivities, its nasty!

hoetivities by Behnaz February 27, 2008

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Hoetivities

Hoe activities. When a person wants to be free spirited and have sexual relations with whoever, whenever. Because life is too short and life is to live and let live.

My hoetivities begin today

Hoetivities by GANLWF September 17, 2016

Related Words

hoetivities • hoebility

Hoetivities

When my girlfriend says with confidence that she likes women 🙄

Bro my girlfriend literally does all these hoetivities

Hoetivities by smileeeee$ March 23, 2022

Hoetivities

(V) the act of doing hoe shit. Hoe activities

Julia " I've got some hoetivities planned with Issac later tonight.

Hoetivities by KenziZamora March 10, 2023

hoe-tivities

(n) Usually a female made Private story on social media; often given access to her closest friends and/or someone she is ‘interested’ in ;)

We’re you added to Brianna’s Snapchat story “hoe-tivities”

hoe-tivities by Hoe-tivities September 14, 2020

Hoebilities

The abilities of a woman in bed in order to gain distinct benefits.

That chick's hoebilities are wild! I'm buying her breakfast at Waffle House.

Hoebilities by Dirty_B November 8, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026