by penisshakes November 26, 2019
When you're not particularly enthusiastic about meeting up with a particular girl (often loose/slutty) you feel indifferent to, and therefore beat around the bush and put it off, with the only thing keeping you thinking about it is the prospect of sex.
Male 1: "Have you seen that girl since you banged her out?"
Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"
Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."
Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"
Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."
by Layin_down_the_laur August 14, 2009
Girl in class: "Girl, did you do last night's assignment?"
Another girl in class: "Yeah, girl"
Girl in class: "Can I copy pls, I was too busy... nahmean"
Another girl in class: "dam bitch y u always gotta hoecrastinate fo'"
Another girl in class: "Yeah, girl"
Girl in class: "Can I copy pls, I was too busy... nahmean"
Another girl in class: "dam bitch y u always gotta hoecrastinate fo'"
by sheenius October 24, 2013
when a sexually promiscuous female delays work in favor of sluting it up.
loosely related to brocrastinate.
loosely related to brocrastinate.
I was about to go to the library to study but I went over to john's house and hoecrastinated instead.
by 2hothot April 30, 2010