An obnoxious, ugly, nerdy smart-ass twat who pisses off everyone who he thinks would be his friend but doesn't have any. Has an obsession with memes and star wars.
"That new kid Hobie is such a twat"
by Handlebar CCTV October 14, 2018
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A hobie is a trash person, except they want you to think they're the polar opposite of that. A hobie is usually arrogant, vain, poorly-dressed, and obnoxious.
Wow, Drew is SUCH a hobie, everyone knows he works at McDonald's and dresses like a dumb 7 year old, and he SOMEHOW thinks hes great!
by LBQueen January 25, 2018
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1.my hobies are, Squeezing and Entering , Comndy, and of course lots of drugs.

3.doing lots of dugs
by Dr.Moses January 7, 2017
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A "placeholder" name used in law school hypotheticals. Origin unknown, but used in BarBri prep materials and sample outlines.
Hobie Gates died intestate. Three of his four children predeceased him. One child died without heirs, the other three had two children each. How much will each child receive in a state using per capita representation?
by Cranialsodomy May 7, 2011
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A hot, british,funny,smart punk guy who is boyfriend material. Hobie Brown is a REAL NIGGA and would NEVER betray the homies. He's a anarchist and has an amazing sense of humour to match his fineeeee looks, total 10/10 baba gurl.
I wish Hobie Brown was my man
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ARMYs use Hobi Water instead of Holy water
"Did you see that?! I think I need some Hobi Water for my eyes!"
by SeungminPuppy February 28, 2020
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