Hobgoblin

A person marked by excessive consumption of everything.

"Graham, stop hobgoblinning all the peppers!!"

by swaggynagy May 31, 2014

Hobgoblin

Going to a lower class pub and ordering the wrong drink will end up with a hobgoblin. It is when a large gentleman places his fist in a furnace then shoves it up the offenders arse. This advances into a fisting motion until the offenders head reaches the beams on the ceiling of the pub.

Dave, don't worry, i'm already preparing a hobgoblin.

by Walshers52 August 31, 2010

Hobgoblin

An unattractive, short, overweight female.

The hobgoblins were the only ones not asked to the dance.

by Blowfish July 23, 2005

Hobgoblin

An imaginary, illlusory idea. A naive lie based on fantasy. Bullshit. A rather elaborated, but fantastic and hard to believe story, mostly used to fool someone or to cover up the truth. A make-believe lie.

You don't expect me to believe this hobgoblin stuff, do you?

by Ewerton Baldez October 26, 2008

Hobgoblin

A little person (midget or dwarf) with a facial deformity who enjoys performing oral sex on male genitalia.

Bro, last night I saw some hobgoblin blowing the shit out of your dad.

by LongCock Von HugenDong December 29, 2009

Hobgoblin

Mrs. Salvador, my 4 year high school Italian teacher...

That damn hobgoblin just kicked me! What a bitch!

by Brockman and Fedor September 6, 2003

Hobgoblining

When you wrap all your fingers around a wine glass like an absolute animal.

Jared was hobgoblining some bottom shelf rosé on discord again.

by II Arc II December 10, 2021