my finger-licking, bootylicious, power-horny, carved by the gods, 6foot2 husband with a 6.6inch firm veiny meaty palpitating missile.
Everytime hisoka smirks, my other lips start beat boxing.
or
Hisoka: Hello
Me: yes daddy I will wash your lovely feet with my saliva and worship your hot sexy pepper toes mm yummy pls let me keep your toenails as my nose I would do anything for you, snatched waist perfect face breathtaking valentine red hair mesmerising golden orbs eyes sharp as hell jawline (which could slit my throat and I would beg him to do it again) 10 hot fresh loaves of abs mamacita thighs (which can crush my head but I would literally insert myself there just to get close to him) muscular shiny arms and thicc ass fuck buttcheeks so firm and round he could clap his cheeks together and there would be an earthquake cuz he rocked my world.)
or
Hisoka: Hello
Me: yes daddy I will wash your lovely feet with my saliva and worship your hot sexy pepper toes mm yummy pls let me keep your toenails as my nose I would do anything for you, snatched waist perfect face breathtaking valentine red hair mesmerising golden orbs eyes sharp as hell jawline (which could slit my throat and I would beg him to do it again) 10 hot fresh loaves of abs mamacita thighs (which can crush my head but I would literally insert myself there just to get close to him) muscular shiny arms and thicc ass fuck buttcheeks so firm and round he could clap his cheeks together and there would be an earthquake cuz he rocked my world.)
by hisokafatbuns November 28, 2020
Hisoka: OOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOON
by Chika Fujiwara September 30, 2020
by BrokeBitch.0 February 3, 2021
"oh, you watch Hunter x Hunter ? I'm such a simp for Hisoka"
"Please shut up shit face. His nose is longer than my lifespan"
"Please shut up shit face. His nose is longer than my lifespan"
by weinerstrainer October 29, 2020
Daddy
Look at him, tell me he's not father material.
He is a 6'2, 202 lbs magician with fuchsia hair and aburn eyes that could peirce anyones soul. His nen abilitys are bungee gum and texture surprise. He is an antagonist in the anime/manga series HxH or Hunter X Hunter. He's also extremely hot. Remember, Bungee gum contains the properties of rubber and gum~.
Look at him, tell me he's not father material.
He is a 6'2, 202 lbs magician with fuchsia hair and aburn eyes that could peirce anyones soul. His nen abilitys are bungee gum and texture surprise. He is an antagonist in the anime/manga series HxH or Hunter X Hunter. He's also extremely hot. Remember, Bungee gum contains the properties of rubber and gum~.
by KowbaMorrow♡ January 15, 2021
by KILUUAZOLDYCK February 5, 2021
All in all, The deffinition of Hisoka is pedophile. One that typically looks like a clown and Is mainly attracted to young (VERY young) little boys with green hair who like fishing. The main sign of a Hisoka, Is if you spot a star on one cheek and a tear on the other. They like to play with cards and chew bubble gum under the brand Bungee gum. If you see a Hisoka and you are under 18, run for your life.
by NeeK_ March 9, 2022