Hiroya Kujo 

HIROYA KUJO IS SO FINE LIKE QO8RGC8TR4T98V5HT45H45NCN3 THE BEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET I LOVE HIM SM HE'S MY WHOLE LIFE HES SO NICE TO ME NOT LIKE OTHER PEOPLE QIURYO43YT3Y45V323 THE BEST AND KINDEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST HES SO TALL HE TOWERS OVER EVERYONE IN PUBLIC SPACES AND HE LOOKS SO FINE HAVE YOU SEEN HIS COSPLAYS

I believe in Hiroya Kujo supremacy

Hiroya Kujo by Hiroya Kujo Stan December 16, 2022

Hiroya Kujo 

Hiroya Kujo is someone who is smart, good looking, tall, kind, responsible, simpable, soft, malewife, can cook, can clean and do all the housework and everything.

Pita: "So... what kind of person do you like?"
Me:"I would like some like Hiroya Kujo. Someone who is perfect and someone who's an all rounder."
Pita:"Woah... a Hiroya Kujo sure sound amazing! I want a Hiroya Kujo too!!"
Me:"I wonder what other wonder he can work..."

Hiroya Kujo by Hiroya Kujo Stan December 16, 2022

Hiroya Kujo 

The best man to ever live. He's simpable, tall, can cook, can clean, is a malewife, has money, is kind, respects everyone, good with children, has 2 cats and easy to talk to.

Person A:" Hey! How are you doing Person B?"
Person B: "I think I'm in love"
Person A: "With who?!"
Person B: "Hiroya Kujo"
Person A:"Who's that??"
Person B:" A Hiroya Kujo is a man that everyone wants. He's cute, simpable, kind, good with children, is responsible, is a malewife and he's even rich!!"
Person A:" Wow! He sound great!! I want me a Hiroya Kujo too!!"

Hiroya Kujo by Hiroya Kujo Stan December 16, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012