Hillbilly Tuxedo
A full outfit of denim garments to be worn only in extremely groovey situations, nasty basement frat parties and music festivals.
The outfit is comprised of blue jeans over a denim thong, with a white Hanes T-shirt and a jean jacket. *Must be accompanied with a skillful/rhythmic yet provocative thrust of the groin to the beat.
Dance your heart out soldier.
The outfit is comprised of blue jeans over a denim thong, with a white Hanes T-shirt and a jean jacket. *Must be accompanied with a skillful/rhythmic yet provocative thrust of the groin to the beat.
Dance your heart out soldier.
Troy: “I don’t get how James is getting so many sexy ladies tonight!”
Joe: “It’s gotta be the Hillbilly Tuxedo- the way he thrusts his hips on beat is scintillating— He might impregnate the beat”
Troy: “God I wish I could be him. The outfit could undo my belt by getting too close; and I’m completely straight!”
Joe: “It’s gotta be the Hillbilly Tuxedo- the way he thrusts his hips on beat is scintillating— He might impregnate the beat”
Troy: “God I wish I could be him. The outfit could undo my belt by getting too close; and I’m completely straight!”
Hillbilly Tuxedo by The Bearcat January 29, 2023
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