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High spec

A term used for describing your computer's specs. Sounds kind of like 'high tech' but it means high in specifications, such as numbers or hardware ranking.

Variable usage:
Low Spec
Mid Spec
High Spec
I have a fully-loaded high spec computer set-up for sale. Asking $4,500.
by zeeteegee December 31, 2010
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High School Special

The High School special is when a man takes his pants off, bends over, spreads his buttcheeks apart, and then proceeds to put his hands behind his legs and repeatedly clap while spinning in a circle. It can be an act of celebration or just simple a way of making everyone at the party sick to their stomachs. It is a horrible act to witness, but when one sees it, they have no choice but to appreciate it.
Only one man can perform the High School Special, it is never duplicated or imitated.
by Maxwell John November 28, 2010
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Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.

Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you.
If Billy doesn't listen we'll put him into Special High Intensity Training.
by NinjaShark November 9, 2010
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