The
single acceptable greeting gesture that will bring the American
culture full circle. An abrupt collision of two individuals hands to signify coolness, acknowledgement, amusement, agreement, or testosterone (in the case of a
male.)
April 21st is National High Five
day.
So the other day I was doing some grocery shopping in this little hippie organic food store close to my
summer pad here in hippyville. I was deep in thought, debating between vegetable or three cheese spaghetti sauce, when a
skinny hippie dude with a long beard accidentally bumped into me as he was excitedly loading some granola product into his hippie organic food store cart.
In a sort of delayed reaction-where-am-I-who-are-you-kind of way he
said, "so sorry sister friend, didn’t
mean to bump you."
I, being the forgiving cool person that I am, replied in my classic-no-worries-reassuring-cool-as-fxxk-voice that it was not big deal, sxxt happens and life moves on...did he have any recommendations on vegetable or three cheese spaghetti sauce?
"Oh for sure, definitely the Veggie, it's all about the vegan style" he
said.
-Vegan style? Whatever man. Thanks, veggies are
tight. High Five...
***
Oh fo sure...right there and then me and that old hippie dude gave each other a sweet ass hippie High Five.
Just like it should be
done.
Keep on keeping.
High Five.
