Heston

A small twat about 3'2. In Greek his name means shit. Destined to be single forever yet he fantasises over many girls. Tends to be quiet though his temper can raise to a climax in seconds

Heston is a dick

by IKilledPuss February 1, 2018

Heston

When someones forskin is bigger than there dick

Get that Heston out of peppa pig

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018

heston

Codeword for LSD, as in Acid, as in the movie El Cid, played by Charlton Heston.

I was flying all night with Heston, man. That was powerful shit.

by hansokolow October 11, 2006

Heston fist

To do a Heston fist is to shake your fist vigorously in the air and cry out "damn you" and then add thing to be damned.

While wanting to type: "I had the best week of my life." on an iPhone, the autocorrect feature changed it to: "I had the best weed of my life."

Sandra made a Heston fist and cried out: "Damn you autocorrect!"

by Pantera Ruber November 23, 2010

Charlton Heston

The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.

Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.

by Fearman April 10, 2008

Charlton Heston

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

"You dam dirty ape."

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

You dam dirty ape.

by clownass December 3, 2006

Heston Russell'd

The act of taking a media outlet to court for defamation (and winning) for blatently incorrect statements and/or lies

These wankers better hurry up and delete that post or there gonna get Heston Russell'd

by Zvenno November 1, 2023