an absolute knob, he has no friends and falls in love with every girl he sees. When you see him you want to be sick and kick him in his raisin sized dick. Although he has a small willy he thinks he’s sexy and sends nudes to randoms. He’s the type of guy that askes his dad for tips with his nudes.
Girl One: Look at this raisin dick pic
Girl Two: Oh that must be Henry’s
by AnnoyingOrangeisag March 2, 2019
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Noun.
Your typical below average name for your typical below average guy. Sub-standard in every aspect of his life, especially looks and brains. People called Henry tend not to go far in life due to their many set backs.
1. "Urgh, he is such a Henry"
2. "Stop being such a Henry"
3. "Oh dear our baby is ugly, best call him Henry"
by Cheeba Club June 27, 2014
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A stone cold bitch without a sense of humor. This only applies if they have blue eyes and blonde hair they most likely have played soccer and is a faggot. He is also the king of simps he has been putting the hoes before the bros since the day he was born. He also cries at everything but nothing at the same time
Oh run its henry

why is that henry kid always crying

henry is always wanting to hang with his girl on Saturday
by HankDaTank25 May 4, 2020
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An overall long boy however he has tiny legs which make him look like a deranged oblong but the main thing about him is his huge willy/shlong/pole/rhino horn/guitar head which is so long you might as well call him courgette head.
Henry: sup bro wys.
Bro: shut up willy head
by FATTYMOLESTER May 19, 2020
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A Henry is the best footballer ever as he is a replicate of Thierry Henry ( Arsenal legend ) Ismail fave team.
“ yo henners let’s see dose skills “
“ you as good as Henry “
by Truth500288 January 20, 2020
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