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hemel hempstead

Possibly the greatest town in existence. Full of intelligent, friendly people and with far less chavs than most towns in the UK. Home of the beautiful architectural masterpiece known as the Kodak Tower, the tallest building in the United Kingdom. Usually ripped on by outsiders because of their extreme jealousy (see above defintions).
Outsider: I hate Hemel because I'm a sad inbred from <insert town devoid of all human intelligence>. Deep down I wish I could live there, but even if I did I know I'd never be worthy.
hemel hempstead by prolific8 April 10, 2005
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Hemel Hempstead

Objectively the shittiest town in Hertfordshire, it’s residents are tasked with defending the rest of the uk from people who live in Berkhamsted, the most pretentious town in Britain, as well as protecting London from the horrors of Luton. It’s town centre currently consists entirely of phone, vape and charity shops, and you should always stay away from any of its secondary schools, as you will find some very special people there.
“We need to catch the next train, otherwise we’ll be stuck in Hemel Hempstead for the next 30 minutes.”

“Let’s go to Watford, there’s nothing to do in Hemel Hempstead.”
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Hemel Hempstead

Shity town full of shitty people who all manage to believe they rule the place.
i was talking to solo and i told him Hemel Hempstead is the second-worst place after Philly.

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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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