Jesus reborn as a girl who likes having sex with goats

The second ugliest girl's name ever, next to Olga.

Rumor has it that a guy woke up after a college party (in Germany) to find that his girlfriend had left him for another man. And in his stupor, he wandered around the campus calling "Helga?!" Slang in Germany for an "easy" female. Often times over heard toward the end of parties or as the evening winds down. Single males may exclaim "Helga?" trying to get some action before the night is through... this IS a last ditch effort.

Mr. Henry's senior prom date was so ugly, she was the definition.

An obnoxious laugh. Often done by an obnoxious person. Often done by people named steph.

Hell good, really good, great, so good its helga's