Helen Keller 

When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell

"I Helen Kellered this dude, he's obnoxious."

Helen Keller by 303MTB April 17, 2014

Helen Keller 

Jerking off with a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, usually with underwear down by ankles.

“Dude, I just walked in on Brad jerking off. He had a sleeping mask on and earplugs in, Helen Keller style”

Helen Keller by dubes1027 March 26, 2019

Helen Keller 

I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!

Did you talk to your ex lately? Hell no! I did a Helen Keller on his ass!

Helen Keller by Alotta Nerve April 20, 2014

Helen Keller 

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.

Helen Keller by my white tees July 16, 2008

helen keller 

The highest grade of marijuana. The kind that leaves you feeling as useful as Helen Keller herself.

yo man, did you pick up that helen? ya bro this shit is def helen keller.

helen keller by dvdjms November 27, 2010

Helen Keller 

Only once one has had sex with three individual women (each either being blind, deaf, or mute) has he completed the 'Helen Keller'

I had sex with a deaf girl years ago, then a another girl who was mute... If I sleep with a blind girl ill complete the Helen Keller.

Helen Keller by Coperfield December 9, 2010

Helen Keller 

An incredibly inspirational woman who's name has apparently been slandered here on UD. Even though she was blinded and deafened at a young age, she went on to become an author, lecturer, and activist.

"I love reading about Helen Keller! Her story was very interesting."

Helen Keller by arandomhumanintheuniverse March 1, 2019