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Heissenberg's Girlfriend 

Heissenberg's girlfriend: A girlfriend that is so eager to determine ,
with certainty, the state or position of your relationship, that she
will completely kill the momentum of the relationship to accomplish her
objective.
Susie wanted desperately to be married, but unfortunately she became a Heissenberg's Girlfriend and killed the momentum just before her boyfrend was about to propose.
Heissenberg's Girlfriend by Juswords November 15, 2024

Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg 

Matthias is Heisenberg, not the breaking bad one but the quantum genius, mind = blown!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Heisenberg in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg, quantum leaps in acting bro!

Eisenberg Switch 

The phenomenon in film of swapping out the stagnated, boring Michael Cera for the slightly less stagnated, boring Jesse Eisenberg.
Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!

A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.
Eisenberg Switch by Chet Billingsdale September 14, 2010

Heisenberg 

The alter ego to the character Walter White in the beloved Breaking Bad tv show. The term Heisenberg was originally used by Walter as a way of concealing his identy so no one know that he was Heisenberg, but soon the name Heisenberg became a legend in it of itself as the characters Crystal Methampetamine (referred to as blue sky occasionaly because of its blue color) and perhaps the world’s highest chemical purity (generally ranging in the late 90%) and by the end of the show (Spoilers) Heisenberg is often used to mock Walter due to the complete and utter collapse of his drug empire.
Say my name.”
“Heisenberg.”
“You’re Goddamn Right.”
Heisenberg by magickiwi56 September 30, 2018

pull a Heisenberg 

When you decide to manufacture methamphetamine due to the way your crappy life is headed.
Jeremy thought he would pull a Heisenberg.
pull a Heisenberg by hhhhhhfhgg December 23, 2012

Heisenberged

The act of being utterly dominated; either verbally, physically, or intellectually by Bryan Cranston aka. Walter White aka. Heisenberg.
Holy shit......Gus actually got Heisenberged for once. That Walter White is mean.