1.) a state of unlimited pleasure and fulfillment for those who accept God's offer of eternal life.
2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue
2.) endless oral sex w/ Kylie Minogue
by oddkin May 3, 2005
I hit that heaven over I-85 last night.
by Big Sate Dogg April 13, 2005
by Chocolate is heaven January 28, 2008
A spiritual realm known by many religious followers as God's promise for eternal life after death. Though initially appealing to procrastinators, heaven is actually a terrifying concept upon careful consideration. Luckily, the existence of such a place seems extremely unlikely when modern scientific knowledge is considered.
Imagine living ETERNALLY in a place governed by an ultra-conservative omnipotent being. If you think church is boring, imagine heaven...
by mr.skeptic521 July 11, 2008
by Scott Walcott April 15, 2008
Pretty much anyone who wrote a definition for heaven is a fucking retard.. Heaven is not a place where you go when you die, on the Day of Doomsday (when the Earth dies out and the graves are resurrected) all souls will be judged whether they are worthy for heaven. If one is a bad boy or girl, then he or she will be in Hell.
by Infinite Knowledge May 3, 2005
1. A place some people go to after they die.
2. Beatmania IIDX 9th Style.
3. Sunnyvale Golfland.
4. A geographic location. Take the white stairs across the street, or if you dislike stairways, elevator adjacent to it, 700th floor.
2. Beatmania IIDX 9th Style.
3. Sunnyvale Golfland.
4. A geographic location. Take the white stairs across the street, or if you dislike stairways, elevator adjacent to it, 700th floor.
by dj gs68 October 20, 2003