Amber Heard

When you poop in someone's bed after cutting off the tip of their finger.

Person 1: "My ex screamed at me so I gave them the old Amber Heard."
Person 2: "That sounds like a dangerously toxic relationship"

by Lark Druid May 18, 2022

Amber Heard

1. Term for having a shit in your partners bed, but not limited to.

2. Cockney rhyming for turd.

"How was your date?"

"Mate, she left a huge Amber Heard in the sheets, not seeing her again..."

by PrincessAmy April 27, 2022

Amber Heard

The act of defecating on someone’s bed, specifically your significant other during a fight or after a break up.

Dude I can’t believe this, that bitch pulled an amber heard on me while I was at work!

by CWHarrison April 23, 2022

Amber Heard

-after a fight, you take a dump on your partners side of the bed

My ex got me so angry I Amber Hearded all over their Egyptian silk sheets.

by Snow(zen) April 21, 2022

Amber Heard

1- A term for a person or animal who shits anywhere while sleeping, standing, sitting, walking, or running.

2- A pile of turd.

- Hey Jimmy, you see that girl eating pizza? I think I'm gonna go and say hi.
- Yeah, she's hot but notice that pile of amber heard underneath the chair!
- Damn! She must be amber hearding while eating!

by Sir Adel May 14, 2022

Amber Heard

Cockney Rhyming Slang for "Turd".

"I've just done a massive Amber Heard and it won't flush!"

by Toastedd April 28, 2022

Amber Heard

When you get so angry you go to your partners bedsheets and shit your whole colon all over them.

“Did you hear about their fight? He called her a slut so she Amber Hearded him!”

by Lilpinkoctopuss April 29, 2022